We got kicked out of Cheap As Chips one time, so we wrote a spanking song about it. Aiken sings this one.
lyrics
It all started a normal day
Jamming the day away
We decided to grab a snack
At the local hungry jacks
We decided to treat ourselves
And look upon the shelves
At the shit at cheap as chips
Unaware of the bossy bitch
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
As we browsed through their stuff
This cunt came and talked to us
She said we needed cash
To have a look at their crap
We said that we had none
So she ended our spree of fun
She told us to move along
So we wrote this fucking song!
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass
Bitch!
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
Cheap as chips
More like cheap ass bitch
credits
from No Dogs, No Golf, No Fun,
released March 28, 2016
All music written, performed, recorded and produced by The Cosmonauts.
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