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No Dogs, No Golf, No Fun

by The Cosmonauts

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1.
Cheap As Chips (Cheap Ass Bitch) 03:13
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It all started a normal day Jamming the day away We decided to grab a snack At the local hungry jacks We decided to treat ourselves And look upon the shelves At the shit at cheap as chips Unaware of the bossy bitch Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch As we browsed through their stuff This cunt came and talked to us She said we needed cash To have a look at their crap We said that we had none So she ended our spree of fun She told us to move along So we wrote this fucking song! Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch Cheap as chips More like cheap ass Bitch! Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch Cheap as chips More like cheap ass bitch
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Pleb 03:20
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Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Think you're dank but you're really not you pleb We know you just fucking suck you pleb Think you're fly but really shit you pleb We just want you to get nicked you pleb Fucking pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Think we are inferior you pleb We know you ain't much better you pleb Think the world revolves around you pleb Well cunt I've got some news for you you're a pleb Fucking pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Pleb Pleb pleb pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Pleb Pleb pleb pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Pleb Pleb Pleb Pleb Pleb Pleb Pleb Pleb (cunt) Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb He's a pleb, she's a pleb Pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb pleb Guess what? You're a pleb Pleb
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Ven The Grub 02:26
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Ven was a little grub Who lived in a tree He wrote his signature He wrote it on a fucking leaf He was just chilling with his family Then he got kicked out of the tree By Khai, by Khai, by Khai!! Rip Rip Rest in fucking peace! If you go to Waitpinga camp site You will find a tree If you look hard enough You'll find a fucking band aid! It's there to honor Ven Who died that tragic day When someone called Khai had blood thirst And ended his dank ways! Rip Rip Rest in fucking peace! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Hey! Hey! Fuck! You! Rip Rip Rest in fucking peace And he was defiantly not a pedophile
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Lad (Live) 03:36
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I'm coming straight out of Lizbef And I'm fucking up shit Got me fucking bumbag Full of weed and shivs Got my rat tails a-blazing And Nike clad Don't try and fuck with me Cause I'm a fucking lad Disgrace to the human race That's what I am But I'll bash you scrawny cunt Just because I can I tag on buses Cause I'm fucking sick I steal pens from school Yeah, I'm hectic I do meth and ice I'm off the fucking rails My parents disown me Cause I'm a massive failure Disgrace to the human race That's what I am But I'll bash you scrawny cunt Just because I can 1 v 1 me Cunt, come fight me Wait, I was kidding Please don't hit me 1 v 1 me Cunt, come fight me Wait, I was kidding Please don't hit me
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Detention 01:01
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*insert random shit here*

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released March 28, 2016

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